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How the fuck should I know? It's not like I have a hidden camera in his room,
where all I do all day, is review tapes of KSV pleasuring himself to numerous
Alyson Hannigan posters, using sandpaper, while wearing plaid pajamas, with a
hole on the right elbow.
Fine....it's 13 inches long....but, when he gets a hard-on, he passes out from lack
of blood to his brain.
If a man didn't have a dick, but 3 balls, and the middle one lit up, would ya still fuck
em for the story? Nash

Ummmm...cuz were the men, and we make the fucking rules OK?? Now get back in
that kitchen, or is Nash gonna have to choke a bitch? Oh, and FYI, a man is NEVER
raped by a woman. Doesn't matter if they're gettin held down by a 400lb
wildebeest, eventually, the guy will be like.."Well, if I squint, hold my breathe till
I'm dizzy, and touch only her tits, it'll be just like fucking Pamela Anderson....
Pure Evil.....Pure Nash

Yea, I still think about them...mainly when I'm in the shower, and have "extra"
conditioner on my hands. I don't know about the zombie sex though. I am a
certified zombie killer, so my morals would be conflicting...LMAO, who the fuck
am I kidding, I'd fuck em, then put a bullet between their eyes....kinda the same
way they wound up dead in the first place...Kooky huh?
If a Zombie Apocalypse were to go down tomorrow, there's one man, that would
have a giant smile on his face....Nash

Fuck-A-Reason writes: Nash, I have nothing but love for your mad ninja skills
and freudian advice, but dude, you gotta stop pimping the fucking myspace. I'm
really glad that all the people who used to inhabit chat rooms with their
intelligent conversastions now have "space". But leave these sad pathetic
fucks to their own personal hell and don't draw fucking billboards pointing to
them. Fuck the top 8! Fuck Myspace! (this message brought to you by the
commitee to pimp slamevil.com)

All I do is answer the fucking questions lol. If people continue to send me
Myspace questions, then I gotta answer them. Though they are starting to get a
bit repetitious. No worries either, cuz everyone knows the coolest/sickest fucks
are on Slamevil.com. We may not have a Top 8 here, but all the guys that
contribute to this site, all have enormous penises....so ladies, what's more
important? Yea, that's what I thought....you dirty, dirty whores.....damn I love you
=)
Doesn't care about a Top 8, when he's carrying his Top 9....Nash

MCSean writes: Thanks for stopping by my B-DAY party last SUNDAY ! & Congrads
on the 100 question thingy.... You are doing a GREAT job MUCH BETTER THAN
TOM from mySPACE. YOU are on my top 10 by the way...
My question is where are you going to pick up anymore 14 year olds since we no
longer DJ RECREATION STATION ? I GUESS you could ask KSV where he is still
finding his, OH wait , he likes 18 year olds now... Sorry KSV... But really, whatch
gonna do BUDDY ?

Yea, now that I have weekends free again, for a little while at least, I gotta figure
out what to do. Mebe I could take that Yoga class I always wanted....not because I
wanna find Inner Peace, mainly so I can watch all the women around me bending
round, so I can see their Inner Piece....Mebe I'll take a Martial Art, like Karate, and
kick the shit out of an 8yr old Black Belt, because I don't care how badass an 8 yr
old is, the laws of physics are still in my corner. Oh, and I never picked up any 14
year olds, ya pedophile lol.....I just use them to feed my Unholy, Flesh-eating
Gerbils.
Soon, all the world will fear the mighty Gerbil!!! Nash

Scarred for Life writes: Nash, What is this? Can you explain this?
(Shalom everybody, KSV here! I just wanted to say that the following link takes you
somewhere you don't want to go. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHO YOU ARE!!! If this makes
you morbidly curious, I can empathize, and encourage you to satisfy that. Just don't
blame SlamEviL! productions if you don't like what you see, and you won't. And now
back to "Ask Nash", already in progress.)
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y172/stlceltic/bobbo6.jpg
Love in Christ, Larry

OK, that was truly horrible...after having used an entire bottle of rubbing alcohol on
my eyes, ive only this to say. Whoever sent this, is a sick, demented, twisted fuck,
who probably has a dungeon in their basement, with teens, and elderly people
shackled in it, feeding them only fish heads......you make this world a special, and
magical place =)
Knows there are 1 or 2 people out there that are even more fucked up than
me....but would ya really wanna meet em? Nash

Well, first ya gotta stop cramming your tongue into the mouths of drunk men at the
bar. This may seem harmless at first, but your either gonna lose your tongue, or
worse yet, never see a grown woman naked. Sure it's probably fun for you, but ya
gotta make some sacrifices, in order to maintain some sort of hetero facade. Oh,
btw, even though you've never had "butt sex" as you put it, goin down on
homeless guys at the bus station is still partly queer, with a chance for fag.
Wonders why all these pirates are sending him questions now....Nash

Smee writes: I need your help, Nash. My boss (a famous pirate who shall remain
nameless) is making unwanted sexual advances. Now I know all pirates are gay and
all (and by gay I don't mean decent people of a different sexual orientation, I mean
sick, twisted 80's movie style ravenous homos), and I don't mean a little gay, I mean
really really gay, (Sick Pirate Queers!!)
Anyway, what advice do you have for me? I don't wanna walk his plank anymore.

Your only hope Smee is to kill him. Once a pirate has his sights set on plundering
your booty, he is relentless until he has his prize. So the next time yer boss comes
at ya, just rip off his peg leg, and cram it into his eye patch. That should take care
of any further pirate-pokin advances.
Knows all Pirates are Homobestialnecrophiliacs...(means they like to have sex with
dead animals, of their own sex)...I know...fucked up...but then the truth usually is.
Nash

My Spacer writes: Nash, just a comment really. I know there has been a lot of MY
Space bashing on your page for a few weeks now. I bet these people whom are
“bitching” were little NO BODIES in school and still are in adult life as well. Probably
sitting at home dreaming of being something THEY will never be in life. I use “MY
SPACE” to better my business and find NEW friends because my OLD friends are
stuck in CLOUDS of smoke or slaves to their video games. Now, yes there are a lot of
PUNK ass children involved with MYSPACE, BUT our LEADER TOM needs them to
sacrifice to our GOD: INTER NET, God of ALL KNOWING. So, PLEASE lay off the MY
SPACE bashing. It hurts when your hobbies are picked on by the lesser people. Oh,
you are much better looking than MASTER TOM ! You are in my top 10 by the way !

KSV: Alright people, I normally don't get up in Nash's column like this, but I have to
announce Slamevil.com's newest contest. The next person who sends Nash a fucking
MySpace question, I will award ten thousand dollars to the person WHO DELIVERS ME
HIS SEVERED TESTICLES!!! (or her severed ovaries) Seriously, even a genius like
Nash can't make y'alls retarded ass obsession with this cumstained rag of a piss poor
excuse for a glitchy fucking website interesting. This shit was old 75 unoriginal,
uninspired MySpace questions ago, so you can imagine how I feel now! Maybe I'm just
bitter, but I have 2 very good reasons to hate MySpace.
1) Every time I tell someone my age or younger about my website, they don't care
because it's not on "MySpace". I have a LEGITIMATE FUCKING WEBSITE, what good is
MySpace to me? Just to humor these bitches, I opened a MySpace page, and that
experience was so horrible, I'd remove a chunk of my brain with a pair of pliers if I
knew it contained the memory. Nothing worked like it was supposed to, and that
fuckin search engine...OH MY GOD!!! I could type in my friends name, address, real
name, nickname in high school, AND LIFE FUCKING STORY and all the search engine
tells me is "DYAAAAAAAAAA! HAVE YOU SEEN MY WEINER??!!!!"
2) I share a house with 3 people, one of which is a MySpace addict. And she's on the
computer for 12 hours a day talking to people she already talks to every waking
minute on her cell phone, sending them messages that always contain one of two
major points, "Vin Diesel is dreamy" and "I love diamonds!" This requires 12 hours of
computer time?! This is more important than Slamevil.com?! True, it's not that popular
a site, but it shouldn't get less hits than a MySpace page about how a girl loves
DIAMONDS!!!! I'LL BUY YOU SOME FUCKING DIAMONDS IF YOU'LL JUST SHUT THE
FUCK UP ABOUT IT!!!! ARRRRGGGHHH!!!!! PS, you know who you are so when you read
this, think of this as an intervention. MySpace is evil, come back to the real world. As
for the rest of you, stop sending these pointless questions. You're better than that,
or at least I hope. -KSV-