FUCKIN' APPLE JACKS!! (inside joke)

Dick Togo writes: Sup, Nash? For those of you that don't
remember, I'm Dick Togo of Golgo 13 fame, the ass-gettin-est
8-bit game character of all. I'm comparing my sexual conquests
with Rygar the other day, and I stumbled upon a gray area. Last
year, I'm messin around with this chick, and the second my
soldier dives into the trench, the bitch chickens out. My
question is, do I count that or not? Is my score more women
than you ever wish you had, or more women than you ever wish
you had plus 1? P.S, ......................................................

My question is, why didn't ya hold her down? There's no
such thing as "chickening" out in my book. I'm just an all, or
nuthin kinda guy I guess, I mean fuck, what do ya thing they
make rope for...duh, So to answer your question, no, it
doesn't count. If ya would have manned up, and finished,
then it would have...fuckin pussy.
P.S.
Your game sucked harder than George Michael in a truck
stop shitter. Nash

ChronicMastebator writes: Dude,Im addicted to internet porn!!!I cant stop
rubbin'em out..Im even doin it right now!! How can I stop this madness!! Im
affraid if i keep jackin off,itll fall off or I could go blind or somethin...Help me!!

Everything is OK in moderation. Ya just have to control your joystick obsession.
Take me for example. I have my own vices, and though they might not be
considered legal (who really cares if a hooker or 4 get butchered really), so long
as it's done in moderation, ya should be fine.
Hard to type catchy phrase, when his eyesight is so poor. Nash