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Sexybitch writes: Answer me this....why is it men find it necessary to gawk at a sexy
pretty woman like they've never seen anything of the female species before? I
mean..c'mon..a simple smile or nod will do to tell me I hot...although I already know it.
Please tell me its not because they they think they have a shot at this...

Well Sexy, it all goes back to us men being very much primal in nature. Take away
our Xbox360s, our Stereos, and our ability to use rational thought and you have the
same thing in every man. We are a living, breathing, walking Penis, that
"dicktates...HAHA...sorry joke for me" every action we take. Just think, does a Penis
make interesting conversation, or wink? No, the penis is much like a divining rod,
that can only stretch and point at it's target...some stretch farther than other's I may
add *cough...but I digress. So if your still wondering if we as men think we have a
shot, well of course we do. If you have a vagina, and make just the most brief of eye
contact, that immediately we think you want us inside you at that very moment. In
conclusion, my advice to you is to either start pleasuring all men equally, or invest
in some sunglasses 8)
A Feral, Lustful, Heathen, and wouldn't have it any other way, Nash

Ken??, that really you? Last I heard, Akuma kicked your ass hardcore! We all know
how weak your fighting skills are....ahh, but on to your question. I honestly think
that there are NO more original ideas to be had. Think about it, how many billions
of people are there in the world, all thinking independently of each other. It was
only a matter of time before every single thought process had been made. It's an
old theory really, remember that if you put 20 monkeys in a room for 20 years,
eventually they'll stumble out a way to type War and Peace. My advice to you is to
either try some radical-new way of thinking, and send your thoughts to Hollywood,
or sit back, relax, and enjoy Rocky 13, the Colostomy Bag Clubber!
Yours, William Nash Dent III, or WND3-Return of the Nash

I think that the 2 of you "guys" are sounding an awful lot like a couple of women. Since when
the fuck did a couple of guys care about shit like "listening/hearing" Sound like an old married
couple. Guys just don't say shit like that. They say shit like "Hey!! You better pay attention to me
when I'm talking to you, or I'm gonna rip your motherfucking face off!" or they say "Could you
stop staring at my cock long enough so that I can tell you something, ya fucking Retard!" In
short, stop being a dildo, and start talking like a fucking man, ya goddamn Mangina!
What has 2 thumbs, and could give 2 shits less? Nash

I think the real question is why not?....but seriously, I don't get it either. It's probably just
boredom. I mean, they have the Pimp-ass house, tons of beautiful people that would just love
to fuck them raw, and more money than a Jewish Bill Gates. They have it all, or so we would
think. Granted, I would love to have sat in on at least one of those Brainstorms, where they
came up with the idea...I think it would have went a little something like this..."Hey Mr. Gere, all
your appointments are taken care of for the rest of the day. The only thing left is for me to feed
your pet gerbil. You know Timmy, you've been a great assistant, there's just one more thing I
need you to do. What's that sir-Timmy asks while licking his lips--(side note...I don't know why I
felt the need to queer up Timmy...I just did...) Well Timmy, instead of feeding all the gerbils,
bring me one of them, find a plastic tube, cram it into my Mangina, and let the hamster free."
It's just a guess, only people that would really know would be Mr. Gere, Timmy, and poor, poor
Lemmywinks.
Has Exit-Only Tattooed over his Ass crack, Nash

A Concerned Mother writes: I'm a recent mother of 6,...or 7 - drinking makes me a touch
forgetful ;)- I have a question for you regarding tough stain and odor removal- What is the
quickest way to remove stains and odors such as sour breast milk, stale beer, used motor oil,
propane fumes, gun powder, tobacco juice, blood, semen, feces, urine and after birth fluids
from a carnation pink nursery? I need the advice fast HRS will be here tomorrow, by the way
any ideas on how to silence nosy neighbors would be greatly appreciated. Thanks for your
time, A Concerned Mother
PS You might want to swing by the house I think one of these kids is yours, she has your nose.

OK, let's start with the P.S> first. I highly doubt any of your kids are mine...There are alot of
things out there with my nose, Pinocchio, any Greasy Italian, or even an elephant. My nose is
Gianormous. As for the main question, the answer is all too easy. Nothing says spotless, like
a nice cleansing Fire. "Accidentally" have a fire start out in the nursery, remembering to
recover your little bundles of joy, or leave a couple in there, just in case your thinking of
thinning the herd a bit. next step is to ask your neighbors to come over, and check out the
"New" renovations you've done to the Baby pit, wait for them to open the door, then simply
push them in, while locking the door back behind them. 2 Circle K hot dogs for the price of 1
is always a deal. All that's left is to collect the insurance check, and buy an entire new
nursery, fuck, buy a whole new house, the neighbors won't be needing there's anytime soon...

P.S. Thinking about what you said, and the kid may in fact be mine. All ya gotta do is look for
the 666 tattoo on his scalp to be sure...
Shutting down the Baby-gravy in the near future.."snip-snip", Nash

Ok, first off, it is NEVER and I repeat NEVER a good a idea to call a woman a Bitch, no matter
how cool she may seem to be with the word. That word is like some sort of primordial
trigger, that transforms every woman from cutesy Katie, to Cuntzilla-the-Manslayer. I've
made the mistake a few times myself. One instance in particular comes to mind. I was
dating...well more like banging the shit of this girl on a regular basis, and she seemed
Super-cool. While driving her back to her place, some Dick-hole driving a jacked-up truck
cut me off. She proceeds to let the guy know, how much she "Disapproved" of his driving
tactics. Then he fucked up. He screamed back "Fuck you!!! You stupid Bitch!!". At that
precise moment, giant wings sprang from her back, and she took to the air. Landing on top
of his truck, she pulled off the roof, like it was some Redneck can of sardines. She then
snatched the guy out of his seat, Ripped off his head....let me repeat that for dramatic
effect....RIPPED OFF HIS HEAD!!, and proceeded to drink every last drop of blood from his
body. Needless to say, I spent the rest of the night at home babbling, and taking a Crying
Game type shower. So, whatever you do, for fuck's sake, NEVER_EVER call a cunt a Bitch.
Nash, 69th Level Ninja

Naes' the White writes: Sir Nash, I Naes' of the second world of
Palmerria, have question of urgent resolve! As of our last campaign to rid our beautiful
town of a horrible beast, the fire breathing dragon of mount Martinia , we have picked up a
tag along. A vile in human troll like creature, very nasty being, disfigured body, bad teeth,
the stench of death, you know the type. It is obsessed with causing disarray with the rest of
our valiant group. My question is Sir, how do we rid ourselves of such an offensive
creature? We have tried hitting it with sticks and stones, leading it away with bread crumbs,
even offering it a breath mint, STILL nothing. Can you help?

....this one isn't exactly a question on Quantum Physics is it peeps. For fuck's sake, just buy
a gun, and put a bullet between it's eyes! The year is 2006....not 1410, and who the fuck
talks like that, other than Renaissance festival carnies?? I don't care where your little
village is located, there's bound to be a gun shop within buggy/car distance. Hell, if your
feeling adventurous, buy a fucking flame-thrower. The days of killing shit with sticks and
swords are long dead. Finally if your half as evil as I am, just pick out a delicious looking
baby, feed it small amounts of C-4, don't forget the detonator. Wait for the thing to eat it,
then simply push the button. Remember, you can always make more babies.
Always keeping a stock of babies and C-4, cause ya never know, Nash

OK...for everyone that's reading this answer. I HATE getting a barrage of questions all
wrapped up into one question. Anywho, on with the show...No, Don isn't the biggest
Douche on the planet.Big Oil CEO's are the biggest Douches on the planet atm, the title
tends to fluctuate. Yes I like carrots, so long as they're surrounded by plenty of red meat.
Finally no, I would not make a woman outta Playdough(tm)...because with all the money I
would spend on clay, I could afford to buy me some sexin from a Top-Notch Call-girl.Not
that I would of course, cuz I'm ded-sexy, and need not pay women for sex....just the
occasional spanking.
Glad he's Not Ian.....is that a pun?? Judges?? yes I believe it is, Nash

Of course there's gay dogs, and they go straight to Doggy-Hell when they die....haha, just
kiddin gays don't go straight to Hell, but seriously there is a Doggy-Hell, but that's for
another day. Sure, I think it's possible. I mean, if a dog can get Diabetes, Asthma, or Heart
worms like a person can, then why the hell wouldn't they be able to be gay as well? Shit,
it's like any other disease right?Hehe..sorry I'll stay focused...my sister is soooooo gonna
kick my ass when she reads this. She's a member of the Flannel club if ya know what I
mean...but anywho. I guess just run with it. I mean, if your gonna stick your nose up
another guy-dog's ass, might as well cram your lipstick in there while your at it.
Thinks Doggystyle should be named to Failed Leap Frog Attempt, Nash