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Now, this travesty made way for several events that, quite frankly made little sense to Angelinar, as
well as myself (not that anyone cares what the narrator thinks). It was decided that someone must
search for the crown and bring it back, instead of continuing the ceremony with a new one. Angelinar
WAS saying earlier that it was rather old and tarnished. It was also decided that Angelinar must be the
one to get it, despite the fact that she was extremely important to the kingdom, and the King had an
army at his disposal. Of course, then it was decided that she must go alone, once again despite that
whole army thing. I mean, they were raring to go, what the hell?! And finally, it was decided that
Chewbacca would move to Endor. Now why would an 8ft tall Wookie want to live on Endor with some
2ft tall Ewoks? IT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE!! Angelinar brought all this up to the King, but he simply
responded with, "That is our way." Royal folk are always so retarded. Oh, except for Angelinar.
Reluctantly arming herself with her trusty sword, shield and bow, Angelinar began her quest. Her first
clue was the fact that Samallvilla needed powerful magic to complete her transformation. So she
consulted the most wise and powerful wizard in the land, Menciadar. He lived
close-by, in fact, getting to his home from where she lived was a simple matter
of hopping a fence.
"What brings you here, child?" spoke the wizard.
"I need to find a person named Samallvilla. She came here about 5 years
ago and had you change her into a man."
"I'm afraid I do not remember this person." the wizard said, all disappointing
like.

But Angelinar did not despair, for she was blessed with telepathic powers that rivaled senility in
potency. Naturally asking the wizard's permission first, she delved deep into the Mind of Menciadar.
There she saw many things. His early childhood, his 13th birthday, that three way he had with the elf
and the dwarf chick (that's a lot of fetishes in one, kids.) And finally, after much frantic searching, she
found what she was looking for. She witnessed the visit from Samallvilla and the transformation that
followed. Now all she needed was a clue to Samallvilla's whereabouts. When lo and behold, she
found the memory of the credit card receipt that Samallvilla was given after everything was done.
Unfortunately, before she could focus on the address on the receipt, Samallvilla rushed in and
murdered the noble wizard. "!Ay, No me Gusta!" Menciadar cried as he slipped into the abysmal

yuckyness of the hereafter.
"Ha ha ha!!!" Samallvilla taunted. "I have murdered your only
means with which to find me. Now my location shall be a mystery
forever!"
The thought of this threw Angelinar into despair. How would she
ever find Samallvilla now? ............. I'll give it a second while our
slower readers figure out the joke. That's right! He's in the room
now! Oh, you got it, it just wasn't funny. Fine, whatever.
One thing Samallvilla hadn't planned on was that Menciadar's
sudden and violent death would release a powerful and
unpredictable magic force, one that tore the very fabric of time and

space and opened an interdimensional vortex that swallowed them both. Egads, true believer. What
dastardly fate awaited our heroine and her mean, murderous nemisis? Only time will tell. No
seriously, cause I don't know either. You may have guessed this already, but I'm kinda making this up
as I go along. (To Be Continued.)