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"Damn!" KSV cursed, although it is true. MCSean called it after reading the
Godzilla fight, but as much as I hate being predictable, I really had my heart
set on being the villain.
"Enough narration, KSV!" MCSean demanded. "I will now defeat you and put
an end to your tyranny! But first, answer me this. Why did you turn to the
dark side? Oh, and since you're the narrator AND the villain, you might as
well not bother using quotation marks."
That's a good point, MCSean. You always were a clever sort, weren't ya?
Too clever to take the time to talk to me about important stuff, huh?
"What the hell are you talking about, KSV?"
Like you don't know! Why did you tell Dr. Vern and Lois about this "cool
thing" you did last weekend but not me? Sure, I figured it out by myself, but
it took a lot of guesswork!
"If you really want to know, I'll tell you. I ran into a guy that me and Vern
went to high school with. I didn't tell you about it because you don't know
the guy."
......okay. So, was this before you got a call from the president?
"Mike, please-"
Don't use my real name on the web site!
"Fine. KSV, please tell me you are not that stupid. This story.. I'll give you
credit, it's funny. But if you think any of this happened, I can't begin to
imagine what's wrong with you."
So, you never fought Godzilla?
"No. In fact, if he were real, I'd help him kick your ass before I fought him
myself."
And you don't have super powers.
"Of course not. But you are right about one thing. If I had some, I wouldn't
tell you about them."
....Um, so does this mean we're not gonna fight?
"We could. But if neither of us has powers, it'll probably be just like that
Star Trek vs Star Wars bit we did last year."
Oh, screw that. My balls are still sore from that night.
"Heh heh, yeah I know. Well, I got lots to do, KSV, so I'll just head home. Oh
yeah, I emailed you an idea I had for a new story. One with a stronger
ending."
Um, okay. Bye! .......Damn. Well, having thwarted his nemesis with the secret
power of disillusionment, MCSean boards his van and rides off into the
sunset. But don't worry, true believers, I have a feeling he'll be back
someday.......Or not. I don't care at this point.
THE END