Anymouse asks: How do seedless grapes reproduce?
First off, it's great to be back in all my evil glory...thanks for the heads up
KSV....anywho, Anymouse...to answer your question. The answer is quite simple.
It's the same answer to, what came first? The chicken or the egg? or If a tree
falls in the forest, and noone is around, does it make a sound?
The answer is....noone gives a shit. I mean really, I could give two fucks whether
an egg, or a chicken started everything....long as it's delicious. Far as grapes
are concerned....eh, who cares. Honestly, when was the last time you can
remember, after a long day of work, starving for dinner saying..."Damn, I sure
could go for a grape, right bout now!'...exactly...never...unless your a
supermodel...and if that's the case...I hope you choke to death on it, for giving
all the young women in the U.S. a fucking eating disorder.
Back, and still stays crunchy in milk ,Nash
KSV....anywho, Anymouse...to answer your question. The answer is quite simple.
It's the same answer to, what came first? The chicken or the egg? or If a tree
falls in the forest, and noone is around, does it make a sound?
The answer is....noone gives a shit. I mean really, I could give two fucks whether
an egg, or a chicken started everything....long as it's delicious. Far as grapes
are concerned....eh, who cares. Honestly, when was the last time you can
remember, after a long day of work, starving for dinner saying..."Damn, I sure
could go for a grape, right bout now!'...exactly...never...unless your a
supermodel...and if that's the case...I hope you choke to death on it, for giving
all the young women in the U.S. a fucking eating disorder.
Back, and still stays crunchy in milk ,Nash
Random Somalian asks: Can someone please put a stop to this Ninjas vs.
Pirates thing? The last thing we need is to have a ninja come over here and
kill us all. C'mon, we're having enough trouble with the French. The FRENCH!
Their national flag is solid white! Please help us!
Pirates thing? The last thing we need is to have a ninja come over here and
kill us all. C'mon, we're having enough trouble with the French. The FRENCH!
Their national flag is solid white! Please help us!
Yes...indeed it's a sad day, when the French hand you your ass...I mean for
fuck's sake. I give my toddler french boys instead of Barbie dolls, because
they resist putting on dresses less. As for being a Pirate...I call bullshit. Even
though I side with Ninjas....Somalians aren't real Pirates. Real Pirates have a
flair, acrobatic skills, a linguistical way of speaking intelligently, while
sounding like the bronze winner of the Special Olympics at the same time.
Somalian pirates are nothing more than starving, insect-ridden thugs, who just
happen to have third-world automatic weapons, and some shittacular
boat.....you see, that's why the French are being sent.....because just like the
French, your not even real human beings......and the world won't miss either of
you.
Would give his Toddler a toy to represent Ken...but neither country has men in
it....Nash
fuck's sake. I give my toddler french boys instead of Barbie dolls, because
they resist putting on dresses less. As for being a Pirate...I call bullshit. Even
though I side with Ninjas....Somalians aren't real Pirates. Real Pirates have a
flair, acrobatic skills, a linguistical way of speaking intelligently, while
sounding like the bronze winner of the Special Olympics at the same time.
Somalian pirates are nothing more than starving, insect-ridden thugs, who just
happen to have third-world automatic weapons, and some shittacular
boat.....you see, that's why the French are being sent.....because just like the
French, your not even real human beings......and the world won't miss either of
you.
Would give his Toddler a toy to represent Ken...but neither country has men in
it....Nash
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Deputy Travis Junior asks: Nash, I have a religious question. Is it a sin to fuck a
monkey?
monkey?
I don't really believe anything is a sin, until there is a witness involved.
Course, by fucking a monkey, ya do have that chance of having your face and
hands eaten...but then again, i'm sure there's people that get off on that
too...Besides that, I say sin your ass off.....im already locked into a 1 bedroom
in Hell, and im gonna need people to talk to once im there....I mean really, how
much am I gonna have in common with people like Hitler, Hussien, and
Ghandi.....
Sinning is my business...and business is good.....Nash
Course, by fucking a monkey, ya do have that chance of having your face and
hands eaten...but then again, i'm sure there's people that get off on that
too...Besides that, I say sin your ass off.....im already locked into a 1 bedroom
in Hell, and im gonna need people to talk to once im there....I mean really, how
much am I gonna have in common with people like Hitler, Hussien, and
Ghandi.....
Sinning is my business...and business is good.....Nash
Carlos Mencia asks: How do seedless grapes reproduce...uh...homes?
OK...I've been back doin this for 2 whole days, and already I'm getting repeat
questions....course, what can I expect from a material stealing hack like you
Mencia? People like you, and AskaNinja.com are always going to exist. You
merely take the best material from numerous sources, mix it up a little, and put
your own brand on it.....At least acknowledge your sources, you thieving
pricks!...BAH!...May a syphilitic transvestite cum in your eye, punch you in the
dick....and never call you back.
Misses Franktessa soooooo much...why don't you ever call!!???? Nash
questions....course, what can I expect from a material stealing hack like you
Mencia? People like you, and AskaNinja.com are always going to exist. You
merely take the best material from numerous sources, mix it up a little, and put
your own brand on it.....At least acknowledge your sources, you thieving
pricks!...BAH!...May a syphilitic transvestite cum in your eye, punch you in the
dick....and never call you back.
Misses Franktessa soooooo much...why don't you ever call!!???? Nash
GOD! asks: First off, Willie, I'm a little disappointed in you. But that's not why I'm
here. I just saw "Drag Me To Hell", (disguised as Morgan Freeman, of
course.)and I find it hard to swallow. Am I to believe that if a heaven bound
young woman angers the right creepy old lady, she can be sent to Hell,
regardless of what I think? "Oh, some random gypsy wants her to burn in Hell.
My hands are tied. After all, I'm only THE CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE!!"
Seriously. Are people that messed up in the head now? ....Well, at least you
stopped worshipping golden cows and dirt clods knowing I'm only 3 feet away.
That really ticked me off.
here. I just saw "Drag Me To Hell", (disguised as Morgan Freeman, of
course.)and I find it hard to swallow. Am I to believe that if a heaven bound
young woman angers the right creepy old lady, she can be sent to Hell,
regardless of what I think? "Oh, some random gypsy wants her to burn in Hell.
My hands are tied. After all, I'm only THE CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE!!"
Seriously. Are people that messed up in the head now? ....Well, at least you
stopped worshipping golden cows and dirt clods knowing I'm only 3 feet away.
That really ticked me off.
Awwwww...sounds like someone's sandal straps, got tangled in thier grey
pubes again..*comforting pat. Just calm down. Until rapists, baby touchers, and
murderers start spontaneously combusting, immediately after the act, you
really can't say shit. Im sure the victims of those crimes were wondering, just
where the fuck you were then......good thing ya were'nt though...or else I would
have been fucked
Isn't so bad, once ya get to know him....course...not many make it that long ;-)
Nash
pubes again..*comforting pat. Just calm down. Until rapists, baby touchers, and
murderers start spontaneously combusting, immediately after the act, you
really can't say shit. Im sure the victims of those crimes were wondering, just
where the fuck you were then......good thing ya were'nt though...or else I would
have been fucked
Isn't so bad, once ya get to know him....course...not many make it that long ;-)
Nash
KS......um...B asks: I have a friend that's an entertainer, and he adds the prefix
Dr. to his name. Who do I talk to about getting him in one of those Dr Pepper
commercials before they stop tapping famous fake doctors?
Dr. to his name. Who do I talk to about getting him in one of those Dr Pepper
commercials before they stop tapping famous fake doctors?
All interviews are currently being held in my pants...so if he's interested, all
you have to do is open wide, and get to "persuading"....
Would have spent more time on this answer, but sat on his balls, and is going
to puke now...Nash
you have to do is open wide, and get to "persuading"....
Would have spent more time on this answer, but sat on his balls, and is going
to puke now...Nash
Pumpkinhead asks: Yo NASH! Good to see your back up and relaunched.
Seems to be popular these days, Relaunches. Everybody's getting a 2nd
chance nowadays. Jason, Leatherface, that guy from 'My Bloody Valentine",
Star Trek...anyway. What does it take to get a relaunch? Do I Need to Step my
game up?
You bud, P-Head
Seems to be popular these days, Relaunches. Everybody's getting a 2nd
chance nowadays. Jason, Leatherface, that guy from 'My Bloody Valentine",
Star Trek...anyway. What does it take to get a relaunch? Do I Need to Step my
game up?
You bud, P-Head
Well, to be perfectly honest...I think your fucked from the word go. I mean, what
kind of name is Pumpkinhead? Sounds almost as if Billy Corigan is running
around killing people...and that is about as scary as a fucking rocking chair. I
mean, how would he kill his victims? Bludgeon them with his enormous,
bulbous head?
Re-launches into your mom every night. Nash
kind of name is Pumpkinhead? Sounds almost as if Billy Corigan is running
around killing people...and that is about as scary as a fucking rocking chair. I
mean, how would he kill his victims? Bludgeon them with his enormous,
bulbous head?
Re-launches into your mom every night. Nash
Stuck in Traffic asks: I Just ran over a baby in my hummer, but I just can't get
the stroller loose from the axle. Sure it drives okay and the 50 foot shower of
sparks is cool, but I fear the Law may catch on. Can You Help?
the stroller loose from the axle. Sure it drives okay and the 50 foot shower of
sparks is cool, but I fear the Law may catch on. Can You Help?
Ahhh...the old baby stuck under the Hummer bit...good times. Ok, no biggie. All
you have to do is paint your Hummer to look like one of those dragons, from
Chinese new year. That way, if you do get pulled, you can make the officer
immediately uncomfortable, by screaming how racist he is for pulling you over,
while trying to celebrate your holiday. If that doesnt work, you could always try
to dislodge it, by running through school cross-walks, until a random body part
removes it. That way, even if someone from the cross-walk gets lodged
underneath, no sparks...well..unless they wear braces.
Thinks babys are wonderful...especially with a side of fries...Nash
you have to do is paint your Hummer to look like one of those dragons, from
Chinese new year. That way, if you do get pulled, you can make the officer
immediately uncomfortable, by screaming how racist he is for pulling you over,
while trying to celebrate your holiday. If that doesnt work, you could always try
to dislodge it, by running through school cross-walks, until a random body part
removes it. That way, even if someone from the cross-walk gets lodged
underneath, no sparks...well..unless they wear braces.
Thinks babys are wonderful...especially with a side of fries...Nash
Beulah: What's your policy towards interracial dating? I like a scrawny little
I-Talian zombie snack once in a while. Hope you like 'em large honey. I knows I
do. Anyway, call a girl. We could go out to the Buffet? and home for
dessert..mmm I'm gettin kinda warm thinkin bout it. like ta cover ya with
chocolate and lick you till I get to the creamy Italian Ice in the
middle....mmmmmm scrumptious. make my nipples hard, mmmm. I gotta go do
some business now, you holla back
I-Talian zombie snack once in a while. Hope you like 'em large honey. I knows I
do. Anyway, call a girl. We could go out to the Buffet? and home for
dessert..mmm I'm gettin kinda warm thinkin bout it. like ta cover ya with
chocolate and lick you till I get to the creamy Italian Ice in the
middle....mmmmmm scrumptious. make my nipples hard, mmmm. I gotta go do
some business now, you holla back
Mmmm...well, you sound delicious yourself...only fair that I tell you, what I
would do with you as well ;)
First, I would invite you over to my house, where I would insist that you sit in
my cellophane covered chair...and before ya can say the words crazy white
boy, I would already be in mid swing, bringing down an Axe handle to your
head. Once you awoke, you would find yourself in the middle of nowhere,
surrounded by trees. You try to get move, but you realize your bound to a large
beam, and as you look down, you notice a small pile of wood, with the faint
smell of gasoline, surrounded by stone beneath you. Finally you hear a
chuckle, and look to the side, and see me, standing there with a lighter, and
wearing a bib....because your right...I do love dark meat
An equal-opportunity sociopath....
Nash
would do with you as well ;)
First, I would invite you over to my house, where I would insist that you sit in
my cellophane covered chair...and before ya can say the words crazy white
boy, I would already be in mid swing, bringing down an Axe handle to your
head. Once you awoke, you would find yourself in the middle of nowhere,
surrounded by trees. You try to get move, but you realize your bound to a large
beam, and as you look down, you notice a small pile of wood, with the faint
smell of gasoline, surrounded by stone beneath you. Finally you hear a
chuckle, and look to the side, and see me, standing there with a lighter, and
wearing a bib....because your right...I do love dark meat
An equal-opportunity sociopath....
Nash