What The Fuck!!!!!!

'Sup Peeps,
This board is for things that piss me off.

1. Star bashing for no good reason-- What the fuck did Tom Cruise or Ben Affleck ever do to deserve
your ire? I get bashing Michael Jackson or Mike Tyson, Jennifer Lopez (or J-Ho), OJ...ok. they
deserve it, but to bash just because someone is a celebrity is wrong. They have to earn the right for
me to give a shit about them.

2. Lines at the DMV-- What the fuck do people who work for the DMV have to do except process the
fucking customers? why does it take so goddamn long? do they have a problem hiring more
employees? shit man, i'd help 'em out if i didn't want to kill 'em all.

3. Political Correctness-- This is the king of the fucking mountain of things that piss me off...i believe
that PC is killing the country...are our skins so thin that we have to come up with another term to
discribe everything and everyone? All it does is sweep real feelings and emotions under the
surface, where it can sit and fester and then you have deep seated hatred that no one wants to talk
about....seems that we've had that before in our history...hmm...let me think....i know i slept through
something in high school....OH YEAh..right before the Civil War.

4. Gay Rights-- now, now..before you throw the archie bunker label on me...I do not think that Gay
people should be denied rights or be discriminated against, quite the contrary....However, affording
them special rights (similar to the civil rights granted to minorities) is ridiculous and i'll tell you
why....minorities are born minorities, there is NO conclusive evidence to support gays being born
gays, and even if you believe the stuff that is out there, you can't get one thing past me ....I
personally know formerly gay people...I'll back off this rant, as soon as someone produces a former
black or hispanic person...(Michael Jackson doesn't count...see that was funny)

5. Serious Karaoke Singers-- uh-oh, might hit close to home for some of you. Yes , I HATE serious
Karaoke singers, because it is karaoke. It is supposed to be fun to sing your favorite songs. If I
wanted to hear perfect renditions of the song, i'd buy the fuckin' CD. Loosen up and have fun, and do
it your way, your style. All bullshit aside... My favorite karaoke performers through the many years i've
done this are usually pretty bad singers, but they have fun and I have fun watching them.
--more to come on this Rant later as I'm quite sure that I will think of more things that piss me off...oh
yeah, one more thing...it's okay to post a reply...If you have a point i'll listen ...it's called
communication, and it's how everything gets better.....much love for you all
-DrVern-

6. You know what really pisses me off! People that feel the need to use smilleys at the end of almost
every sentence!! -Nash- (This was copied from another page. And in said page DrVern filled his rants
with gay smiley faces. Since there is no option to use smileys on this page, I thought I'd point that
out. Of course, this does defeat the purpose of posting this message, don't it? -KSV-)

7. Man oh man, y'know what really dips my pecker in a porcupine's crapper? Old people! Fucking
liverspots! I don't need to be specific about what I hate about these future corpses, but I will anyway.
Listen to me, you shriveled little shells of former societal contribution. Stop asking me if I'm "Working
hard!". That is the single most annoying question in the world! And when you really want to cheat
death, you always throw in "..or hardly working?" then chuckle like you made that shit up yourself.
But who am I kidding? You can't reason with these types. I instead urge this generation to learn from
the mistakes of these walking prunes and NEVER use this phrase, ever! That way, it'll die with them,
and that could happen any minute from now. -KSV-

8. Yo dawgs,
I was perusing the unofficial site ahen I noticed a POP-UP AD...What!?!?!? I Hate pop-up ads, and now
they are appearing at random on our site? I know that this site is hosted on MSN, so I can only
assume that this revenue stream is being generated because of the need for more cash. Doing a
little research, I discovered that Microsoft employs more than 15,000 millionaires. Now I get it, well,  
far be it for me to deny that extra Lotus from some poor starving Microsoft employee. I mean, how
the hell could anyone manage living in a mansion, banging servants, sending your ungrateful
children to private school so they don't have to face "those people", driving exotic cars, taking ski
trips to Aspen and looking down you noses, without the revenue generated from pop-up ads. Since I
now completely understand, and am in-line with the program....how about sending me some of that
cash. Ramen noodles get old after a while. Rich people piss me off. -DrVern-